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Discover a world of literary wonders at Dave_ish Books. Immerse yourself in captivating stories, enrich your mind with knowledge, entertain your brain with humor, and create your inner reality. Let us be your guide on this literary journey.

Middle Grade Reader Books

Banshee and Woofskie Bear

A ChRIZZmas Adventure with Spectacular Vernacular
by David C. Herrin (Author) 2024

"Banshee and Woofskie Bear" is a humorous and heartwarming Christmas story about a group of young animals who go on an adventure to explore Possum Dump, a forgotten haven filled with junk and games. Along the way, they face challenges, encounter strange creatures, and learn valuable lessons about friendship, individuality, and embracing change. What do based, no cap, cracked, lowkey, out of pocket, and rizz mean? If you don’t wanna be cringe, this coming-of-age Christmas adventure will have you poppin’ off in no time! Whether you’re looking for a totes hip lingo lesson (adults and teens alike) or an entertaining story, my teenage son and daughter can attest that “it’s lowkey the best thing we’ve ever read”.

$10.99

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Princesses Don't Go Poop

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by David C. Herrin (Author)

There is a common misconception flying around out there that Princesses are just like everyone else and do gross things....like poop or fart. It's not true, saving time and avoiding embarrassment! In-depth analysis and first-hand research contained in this book proves that princesses don't poop. Oh, they eat all right, but what happens after that? Read on to find out!

$11.97

Funny Coloring Books

My What Beautiful Shartwork! Antistress Coloring Book for Adults with IBS

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by David C. Herrin (Author) 2024

Shart happens. Especially when intestinal chaos is at its peak and one's internal sphincter cannot decipher between states of matter (liquids, solids, and gasses). Colonic sensations betray cognitive perceptions. What is one to do about it? Color, obviously! Coloring book therapy is the solution to sharting, proven fact. Shifting the amygdala from fight or flight survival to autonomic rest, coloring restores the Zen power of solidarity. And gaseous-arity. And...deciphering them....you get it. Just get the book.

$8.99

The "I have the best words"              Coloring Books Series

 Series Description: DJT has the "best words", and each goofy coloring book is proof (I would know better than anybody)! Filled with quotes and illustrations depicting self-appointed expertise, supposed profound gender respect, understanding(?) of cultural diversity, self-love, winning, and windmills, these books provide a vast resource in personal certainty training and coloring therapy. A great gift, too!  

$9.99

"I Would Give Myself an A+"

A Coloring Book that improves personality disorder traits & Omniscience

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by David C. Herrin (Author) 2024

DJT has the "best words", and this goofy coloring book is proof (I would know better than anybody)! Filled with quotes and illustrations depicting self-appointed expertise, the knowledge base in the number of topics is absolutely remarkable (omniscient/knows more than anybody in history). Tender moments of humility and self-love round out the performance of this all-star cast of one. Great as a gift or for a laugh!

"Grab them by the..."

A Coloring Book for Adults: 

How to degrade, demean, and

demoralize women.

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by David C. Herrin (Author)

DJT has so much to say about women…but just what, you ask? In this installment of the “I have the best words” series, we delve into inspiration, respect, empowerment, equality, and…oh, wait. Strike that. The opposite of that. With some super-hilarious and goofy pictures to go with actual quotes from the man himself. Great for a gift! Or a dartboard.

$9.99

"when she happened to turn

Black"

A Coloring Book that improves

fear, hatred, & Omniscience

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by David C. Herrin (Author)

DJT claims to have a great relationship with all groups of people he has ever addressed. Here are some of his eloquent, culturally sensitive quotes to prove it! Or...maybe not. You decide. From Nazi sentiments to straight-up bonkers, these goofy words and images are sure to offer a great time!

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$9.99

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"We're going to win at space"

A Coloring Book that improves grandiose confidence & Omniscience

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by David C. Herrin (Author) 

DJT exhibits his stellar wordsmithing once again in this edition of self-aggrandizement, knowledge of violence, and expertise on windmills. If you didn't already know it, whales hate that whooshing sound. Coloring therapy, for you or a friend!

$9.99

Series books in progress:

Out of Wishes

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Book 1 in the Mr. Grandeurs Series

The Ultimate Spy-Wolf Dude Guy

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by David C. Herrin (Author)

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